The Swirlies gave me a swirly last night.
I got there at 9. Circled the neighborhood at least 4 times looking
for parking. If the show is anything like the the hunt for parking,
it’s sure to be epic.
absolutely awesome – lots of dive bars and typically an
excellent-minded diverse crowd. Great place to stand outside the club
and smoke ‘n’ chat. Jaw-droppingly excellent late-night taco stand a
couple of blocks down. Free parking if you have the patience. Then
there’s the venue, itself. Great staff, small place, awesome
bartenders, clean bathrooms – good times. Moreover, when I leave RnR,
I feel excited. Like the show breathes life into me. I always walk
out of that place ready for the next thing – which isn’t going home.
…but I digress. I got there about 10 minutes before the opening band came on. Enough
time to chat with the new (damn!) box office person, door man and
bartender. (I really like the staff there.) Got a PBR (hipster,
yeah!) and got my spot up front. Look to the left – kid with X’s on
his hands. Look to the right – similar aged hipster. OH WOW –
another person with a threadless shirt. Ah, the community. Hipster to my left says “weren’t these assholes supposed to go on at
9?” It’s 9:15. “They’re probably doing drugs” he says. “They should
do them out on stage while they perform!” I replied. Then the band
came out. 3 dudes. Lead singer reminded me of Wurster – but not as
cool. Drummer was a few hairs better than Meg White…but without her
charm. The bassist was…well I’ll get back to that. I don’t remember
their name. Good thing I got a cd. They had 2 songs about birds. Between bands. Re-beer. Next up? Psychedelic Horseshit. Massive equipment failure. Cable
coming out of the back of the drum machine had a loose contact.
Generous member of the crowd leaned in and pushed the cable up and in
to hold the contact. I’m not sure it helped. Well, that’s not fair.
The drum machine made consistent contact. Whatever. They were
unprepared and the tunes were underdeveloped. Thankfully it only
lasted 25 minutes. I hope they keep working on their sound.
Appropriate name, at least. Intermission part 2. PBR me. Long wait. 35 minutes. People trickle on stage. 1 band member, 2.
3 band members 4. 5! 5 band members, aaaaha ha ha ha ha. I miss
Sesame Street. Anyway, so the band is on stage. The bassist is the
same bassist as from the first band. Weird. The guitarist looks like
Ricky Schroder except slightly less douchey. The other guitarist is
cool, I guess. Whatever. “ADAM! HEY! ADAM! CAN I BORROW YOUR
LIGHTER?!?!?” Suddenly the drummer jumps up and over his drumkit.
Hands the guy a lighter and hops back on stage. He’s really uppity. Then there was Deborah. Not knowing nearly anything about The
Swirlies, I thought Deborah was the lead guitarist. I see a lot of
bands. I’ve got a soft spot for female musicians. Especially female
vocalists. ESPECIALLY beautiful female vocalists. Smooth, silky
vocals. Intentional, consistent guitar accompaniment. Awesome sense
of humor (she kept making jokes and talking to me between songs). She
even played the piano. This woman is a goddess. Is it gender
discrimination to call her a goddess? Whatever. There were many moments at the show last night where I could see the
direct linkage between Swirlies and Sonic Youth (and subsequently
every other shoegaze band ever to exist). There were other moments
where I was just damn happy to be at a fantastic fucking concert. I
didn’t know any Swirlies songs before the show and I doubt I’d
recognize any of them right now. One things for sure, though – I
loved every last drop of sound. I’ll be at the next Swirlies show in
town – without a shadow of a doubt. Hell, I want to drive to Philly
for tonight’s show. But I won’t. Tonight is Ted Nugent night. Swirltastic!

